My New Administration ~ Secretary of the Treasury

Big announcement today! As I told you a few days ago, I have been considering people to take the position of Secretary of the Treasury, and I want to let all of you know who it will be. The things that I pondered were simple. First was the ability to keep our money safe. Next was the money itself. I don't know about all of you, but I find our money a bit boring, I mean, come on, look at the cool money other countries have. All we have are pictures of some dead presidents with a really dull color scheme. Let's put a little spark into our cash. Maybe, if it looked cool, some of you would ACTUALLY save some of it instead of buying everything the marketing types parade out in front of you. So I have chosen a person that know a thing or two about making money, but also knows a lot about style! I give you my choice for Secretary of the Treasury, Oprah Winfrey! From "Weather Girl" on a Southern TV station, to owning her own network, you have to admin this woman knows how to make money. And she has style! Say goodbye to boring money.